Our Story
Welcome to Only Bogeys, our little slice of the golfing world where we mix a love of the game with a healthy dose of humor. We’re a crew of golf fanatics who got tired of the same old, boring gear and decided to do something about it.
Our mission is simple: to bring a smile to the face of every golfer out there. If you’re going to spend hours walking around a course chasing a tiny white ball, you might as well look good doing it, and have a laugh along the way.
From our “Prison Mike” headcover to the “Seinfeld Inspired” golf ball marker set, every product is designed to remind you that golf doesn’t always have to be so serious. Our Golf Valuables Pouch is another fan favorite, perfect for stashing your tees, gloves, and all the ridiculous accessories you’ll inevitably collect.
But don’t mistake our humor for half-heartedness. We’re deadly serious about quality. Every product we sell has been tested, abused, and refined to make sure it performs as good as it looks. We use top-tier materials, thoughtful design, and a whole lot of attention to detail—because nothing kills a joke faster than a poorly made product.
Meet Andy, Our Founder
Only Bogeys started thanks to Andy, a lawyer who traded his courtroom suits for golf polos. After years of late nights writing legal briefs and dreaming about fairways, Andy finally decided to chase a different kind of green. He noticed that golf gear was either overly serious or painfully dull, and figured golfers deserved better. So he built Only Bogeys with one idea in mind: make golf more fun again.
What began as a side project with a few funny ball markers quickly turned into a full-blown brand loved by golfers around the world. Andy’s background in law might explain why everything here is meticulously thought out (and why our return policy reads like a legal document), but his love for the game and quick wit keep Only Bogeys lighthearted, relatable, and real.
So whether you’re a scratch golfer or the kind who “loses” more balls than you find, we’ve got something for you.